Happy looks good on you
(1) Dear lady who was stroking my cat

She liked it very much and I’m terrible sorry for scaring you off by randomly opening my front door and staring at you with a weird dumbfounded look before my cat came running into the house. You didn’t have to apologetically smile at me before you hurried away, with a flushed face. There was nothing to be sorry or embarrassed about and I honestly didn’t mind you playing with her. I would have done the exact same thing and in your defense, you had no idea the hyper owner of the tabby cat you were stroking was going to just open her door and unintentionally stare you down like the idiot she is.

The point of this letter was, sorry for scaring you away short lady with the nice looking loafers.